Thursday, December 22, 2005

He should have known better

CHICAGO (ap) A businessman from Massachusetts whose body was pulled from the Chicago River after he vanished two weeks earlier had drowned, authorities said Wednesday.

"Obviously, this guy wasn't from around here," a police spokesperson said. "Chicagoans wouldn't be caught dead swimming in that river even in the summer."

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

C'mon, this can't be real. I am too lazy to look it up myself but I guess it is funnier this way. The guy goes swimming at 1 in the morning after drinking.

11:37 AM  
Anonymous art said...

andy, are you out there? Hello? Hello?

1:41 PM  
Anonymous The mom said...

You sure do take liberties when you blog...

2:00 PM  
Blogger PinkShoeLaceD said...

I strongly disagree with Chicago being "lamer".

2:46 PM  
Blogger ap said...

Oh, I only say lame because I love Chicago so ...

5:25 PM  

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