He should have known better
CHICAGO (ap) A businessman from Massachusetts whose body was pulled from the Chicago River after he vanished two weeks earlier had drowned, authorities said Wednesday.
"Obviously, this guy wasn't from around here," a police spokesperson said. "Chicagoans wouldn't be caught dead swimming in that river even in the summer."
posted by teacherman @ 5:59 AM
4 Comments:
C'mon, this can't be real. I am too lazy to look it up myself but I guess it is funnier this way. The guy goes swimming at 1 in the morning after drinking.
andy, are you out there? Hello? Hello?
You sure do take liberties when you blog...
Oh, I only say lame because I love Chicago so ...
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