Friday Funnies: Ha-ha Hoosiers

Maybe it was the color combination
"If my dress was disruptive . . . than half of the other females up in there that was half-naked was disruptive, too."--Kevin Logan, 18, a gay Gary senior kicked out of his high school's prom last week for wearing a slinky fuchsia gown and strappy heels. The cross-dressing boy is now suing West Side High officials, who said he violated the prom's dress code.

Not scientifically proven to prevent panic
Vishal Garg, 24, of Bloomfield Hills, Mich., was arrested in Indiana after claiming he was having a panic attack and directing a police officer to "medicine" in his back pack. The officer found medicine all right -- a smoking device with burnt residue inside a plastic bag and a plastic container with marijuana leaves and seeds.