Thursday, May 25, 2006

Cubs gone wild, part 2

Last week it was Michael Barrett attacking A.J. Pierzynski. Yesterday it was Greg Maddux taking out his anger on a water jug. These Cubs are mad as hell, and they're not gonna take it anymore! Too bad they don't do as good a job attacking the ball. But whatever.

Now I know he's a future Hall of Famer and an all-around good guy and all that, but I just can't resist ...

Do YOU have a problem you just can't seem to deal with? Bring in Mad Maddux! (Here's the original. I especially love the guy sitting on the bench, totally ignoring Maddux gone wild, as if it's the most normal thing in the world.)

Next, the seagulls have invaded to eat stray peanuts during yet another blowout at Wrigley Field. How distracting! Somebody, please bring in Mad Maddux!

At U.S. Cellular Field, a stray squirrel (possibly with rabies!) is running loose on the field, heading for the tarp. Some foolish fan tries to grab the critter with his glove. Stand back everyone, bring in Mad Maddux!



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maddux has always been good with the bat ... as a former die-hard Cubs fan, you should know this!

7:02 AM  
Blogger ap said...

anonymous: the key word there is "former"

10:32 AM  
Anonymous Mr. Molitor said...

I'm surprised you haven't mentioned the First sighting of John Stroger since his stroke in the Maddux squirrel picture. He seems to be having trouble with his teeth though

10:37 AM  
Anonymous Tear down the county hospital cause my name is Stroger said...

I actually think Mr. Stroger is trying hide his face since all the other commisioners have to sit around all day dealing taxes and striking nurses and he is out on the town all the while pretending to be laid up in bed.

We should maybe start up a "where's the comma patient" game and gather all the photos and show em to the county board.

10:49 AM  
Blogger Tony said...

Yeah, those commas can be a real bitch. One day you're walking around, feeling fine, and the next, you're experiencing a brief pause.

11:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This whole time all I need to do to take out my anger was to hit shit with a bat? Thanks Maddux.

6:31 PM  

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