Forbidden Chicago presents: The City's Candid Cameras

We've got a bunch, and now Mayor Daley wants more. They are security cameras, and some are hidden, some have created blue-light districts, and others catch red-light violators. U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff was in Chicago recently, and he liked what he saw as far as the city taking away people's privacy. Now, the Daley Show is proud to present a guide to these cameras, all 2,000 of them (and counting).

Type of camera	Discreet surveillance	Police device w/ flashing blue light	Traffic-cop replacement
Where they're located	Where tourists go	Where minorities live	Where you least expect them
Primary purpose	Protect tourists and capitalists	Lock up African-Americans	Generate revenue
Quote heard there	"Where's the Sears Tower?"	"Get yer hands up!"	"Damn!"
If you see one	Smile!	Don't panic, but leave immediately	Hit the brakes
Why we need more	To capture future terrorists	To gentrify every neighborhood	To line somebody's pocket