Second-rate satire, sarcasm, and stupidity about Second City news, weather, and traffic from a guy who repeats the same joke over and over again until someone laughs.
Dear gentle reader, Now that I've learned how to create polls, I hope you realize what this means for the blog. Lots and lots of stupid questions and answer choices by a Polish wannabe political pundit/humorist. Call them The Pole's Polls. I hope you vote (especially those of you that don't comment), but I hope more of you comment. The exchange on road salt the other day was brilliant, to say the least. Yours, AP
I really want to start a grass roots campaign to elect a non partisan candidate who is very hard working and is quickly becoming one of chicago's prominent figures. He takes on everyone from Daley to the Mob to Cheney. All the Democrats and Republican are scared to death of him. That man is Patrick Fitzgerald, He's got a similar background to another popular former prosecutor who became mayor...Guiliani. Think about it. No more corruption or patronage(we can only hope) he'd be a great reform candidate without the gimmicks ala Jesse Ventura. I just need some help and I'm surprised noone has talked about it.
yeah, but if he runs for mayor, who will go after all the damn corrupt Republicans, um, I mean politicians. Actually, he probably would be good for Chicago. But as it stands, the two minority candidates will split the vote and da mare will keep his title of "mayor for life" There is a reason he holds that title, it's because it is true.
mayor daley will never stop winning bcuz sadly the ppl of chicago r so used to him that they automatically vote for him. regardless of who runs against him he thinks that he is safe and doesnt feel ne pressure.
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Dear gentle reader,
Now that I've learned how to create polls, I hope you realize what this means for the blog. Lots and lots of stupid questions and answer choices by a Polish wannabe political pundit/humorist. Call them The Pole's Polls. I hope you vote (especially those of you that don't comment), but I hope more of you comment. The exchange on road salt the other day was brilliant, to say the least.
Yours,
AP
I really want to start a grass roots campaign to elect a non partisan candidate who is very hard working and is quickly becoming one of chicago's prominent figures. He takes on everyone from Daley to the Mob to Cheney. All the Democrats and Republican are scared to death of him. That man is Patrick Fitzgerald, He's got a similar background to another popular former prosecutor who became mayor...Guiliani. Think about it. No more corruption or patronage(we can only hope) he'd be a great reform candidate without the gimmicks ala Jesse Ventura. I just need some help and I'm surprised noone has talked about it.
yeah, but if he runs for mayor, who will go after all the damn corrupt Republicans, um, I mean politicians. Actually, he probably would be good for Chicago. But as it stands, the two minority candidates will split the vote and da mare will keep his title of "mayor for life" There is a reason he holds that title, it's because it is true.
mayor daley will never stop winning bcuz sadly the ppl of chicago r so used to him that they automatically vote for him. regardless of who runs against him he thinks that he is safe and doesnt feel ne pressure.
What about Mayor McCheese???
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