Tuesday, August 22, 2006

What to give a governor who has everything

"Who the heck is giving Rod all this stuff?"
Republican lieutenant governor nominee Joe Birkett wants Gov. Blagojevich to disclose the thousands of gifts he receives from close associates each year. "Unless he comes clean, we have no way of knowing what the gifts are," said Birkett.

A state law requires that every giver of gifts of $500 or more be disclosed. With the Bla-governor under such close scrutiny, you might wonder what you can and cannot give him the next time he comes over for dinner.

The Daley Show has some suggestions for the challenging question: What can I give a governor who has it all?
  • Penicillin
  • A small scrapbook of things you've done with him
  • A mirror
  • $499 in small bills
  • Attention - approval - your time - encouragement - laughter
  • Immunity from prosecution


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think he needs the priceless gift. Not MasterCard. Immunity from prosecution.

5:30 PM  

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