Monday, August 21, 2006

How to play the Slap Game

  1. Find a voter (or future voter).
  2. Face each other.
  3. Have your voter hold out his or her hand, palm down.
  4. Hold out your hand, palm up, about an inch below your voter's hand.
  5. Attempt to bring your hand over and slap your voter by taking away a welfare program -- while he or she tries to hold on it.
  6. After you've successfully slapped your voter with three budget cuts, you win.
"Give me some skin, bro!"
Warnings
  • Don't slap too hard (at first).
  • Be careful not to be indicted before your first term is up.
Tips
  • Look into the voters' eyes when you tell them lies. They'll never see the slap coming.

4 Comments:

Blogger rusrus said...

Do politicians only "give five" to black voters (or future voters)?

10:51 AM  
Blogger ap said...

I was wondering about that myself. In this case, JBT had the kid do it three times to make sure they connected properly (giving me a chance to get the picture). I think having a black kid give you five makes you look cool. Even cooler would be punching fists the way athletes do. Or slapping someone's ass. Oh, that's what Clinton got in trouble for, right?

2:11 PM  
Blogger GrandOverseerPickle said...

The politicans figure that the bell curve tells them that a handshake might be too complicated for the black voter, therefore the high five is the most effective way to bond with the "savages" that keep them in office (kinda).

But, what they did not show in the picture was Judy doing the shoulder lean shortly after this encounter.

1:53 PM  
Blogger ap said...

shoulder lean ... or chest thump ... or endzone dance

3:48 PM  

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