Thursday, August 24, 2006

Oh, the horror! Iraqi man with big penis

"It's normal. Half of America they use it." --Iraqi guy on trial for saying "pump"--as in penis pump--to O'Hare security, who thought he said "bomb."

Is this true? Half of America? Or is bad man stretching truth by an inch or two?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somehow I imagine myself handling the situation much better.
Security: "What's this?"
"It's a cell phone charger."
"Oh, that? It's for my aquarium."
"I don't know, but it once belonged to Tom Cruise."
"I can't really tell you what it is since my mother's here, but I can show you what it is in another room."

8:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and then she'd say:
"Your aquarium? What the hell you doin' to your fish?"

8:50 AM  

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