At least throw some bombs, darn it

Suicide bombers are no longer allowed at Bears games. Fours years after terrorists destroyed symbols of America, the NFL has decided that it is symbolic too, and so everyone will be frisked entering football games.

While terrorism is never the answer, the Bears offense needs to learn to strike fear into opponents by becoming more explosive. Otherwise, it'll be a short, short playoff run. (IF they even make it into the playoffs.)