Thursday, May 04, 2006

Boys: Why are they so stupid?

As prom season approaches, boys from around the state are heading to Chicago's elite college prep high schools, where the girls outnumber the boys and everyone is looking for a date. Why are so few boys at these schools dating? Because they're dumb and smell bad, and they still play childish video games, according to Chicago area eighth grade girls.

2006 Chicago college prep gender breakdown:
So many girls, so few chances to date
SchoolPct. boysPct.
girls
Boys' XBox avg.
Girls' XBox avg.
Brooks3169754165
Jones 3862807110
King3565717116
Lane3763781178
Lindblom3862720125
Northside3961760267
Payton4159850251
Young3862832235
Total*3763775.7174.5

6 Comments:

Blogger art attack said...

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8:05 AM  
Blogger art attack said...

So what about the non-prep schools? Are they 60%-40% boys? Are boys in non-prep schools scoring less on x-box or do they play an entirely different game system? But seriously, if they are also higher percentage girls then these percentages actually mean squat. But I must say that I wish these percentages were like this when I went to school (Lane), I might have actually had a chance to date.

8:06 AM  
Blogger ap said...

THOSE are very good points.
I'll see if I can get the stats from a non-prep school I'm familiar with. If I were to guess, the freshman class is probably an even 50-50 split, but now that I think about it, I wonder if the senior class has many more girls ...

8:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would have to agree that most high school kids these days are dumb and smell bad.

9:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who else are the undereducated, poor, over-represented Chinese men as the restult of the one child policy going to date? Over-educated, smart American women--that's the answer!

10:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's true that they teach chinese at a couple of these schools ... got a problem with that?

2:27 PM  

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