Boys: Why are they so stupid?
As prom season approaches, boys from around the state are heading to Chicago's elite college prep high schools, where the girls outnumber the boys and everyone is looking for a date. Why are so few boys at these schools dating? Because they're dumb and smell bad, and they still play childish video games, according to Chicago area eighth grade girls.
2006 Chicago college prep gender breakdown:
| So many girls, so few chances to date | ||||
| School | Pct. boys | Pct. girls | Boys' XBox avg. | Girls' XBox avg. |
| Brooks | 31 | 69 | 754 | 165 |
| Jones | 38 | 62 | 807 | 110 |
| King | 35 | 65 | 717 | 116 |
| Lane | 37 | 63 | 781 | 178 |
| Lindblom | 38 | 62 | 720 | 125 |
| Northside | 39 | 61 | 760 | 267 |
| Payton | 41 | 59 | 850 | 251 |
| Young | 38 | 62 | 832 | 235 |
| Total* | 37 | 63 | 775.7 | 174.5 |
posted by teacherman @ 6:35 AM
4 Comments:
THOSE are very good points.
I'll see if I can get the stats from a non-prep school I'm familiar with. If I were to guess, the freshman class is probably an even 50-50 split, but now that I think about it, I wonder if the senior class has many more girls ...
I would have to agree that most high school kids these days are dumb and smell bad.
Who else are the undereducated, poor, over-represented Chinese men as the restult of the one child policy going to date? Over-educated, smart American women--that's the answer!
it's true that they teach chinese at a couple of these schools ... got a problem with that?
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