Friday, April 28, 2006

Petition to stop illegal immigration to Chicago

"More than 95 percent of both legal and illegal immigration into Chicago is either a white frat boy or sorority girl. Because of the way immigration law is structured, the highest-skilled states in the country -- those of the East Coast -- are allowed only a tiny percentage of immigrants, while the third world states such as Michigan are dumping their chaff onto Chicago soil at the highest rate in history."

To the Honorable Philip J. Cline
Chicago Police Superintendent

Whereas, There are now between two and three hundred thousand illegal aliens from Michigan in our city, and included among them are terrible dancers, wannabe Cubs fans, and drunken frat boys;

Whereas, The first responsibility of city government in a War of Cronyism is securing Chicago's borders;

Whereas, Cases of beer from out-of-state are turning up at local parties because of the transport by legal and illegal immigrants;

Whereas, property taxpayers are being forced to pay more because historic old buildings are being torn down and converted into cramped condos and sold to these illegal aliens;

Whereas, Bribes and kickbacks could be given back to Chicagoans or used to keep our borders secure and bar rooms Michigan-free;

Therefore, I petition you to station Chicago police officers on our city's borders in order to keep Michiganders out of our city.


The Undersigned


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