Nation breathes a sigh of relief

A little white girl died almost a decade ago, and America's law enforcement efforts and prayers have been focused on finding her killer ever since. Those efforts seem to have paid off as a suspect in the case confessed to the crime yesterday.

"The world is a better place today," the U.S. Attorney General's office said in a statement. "Now if we can only find the killer of that poor girl who disappeared in Aruba, all will be well."

There has been no word from police, however, on the status of the thousands of unsolved inner city murders in these past ten years.